Disclaimer: I don’t own it at all, but I sure wish I did. Everyone who is supposed to own Torchwood and DW does, just not me darn it!
A/N: This ridiculous piece of fluffy crack was inspired by watching my students being silly one day, okay really EVERY day. But that’s what teachers do, chase around cheeky little children.
A/N 2: It’s kind of a take off on “Asylum” and the universal remote control.
Summary: Jack presses buttons, Jack becomes a toddler, ‘nuff said.
Betas: Zazajb and Cookielaura for the win! Thank you for both proof-reading, and Brit-picking for me. Hopefully I’ve started spelling things correctly, aside from most of this story.
Dedicated to badly_knitted because everyone needs a good laugh at something silly every now and then, and happy belated birthday!
Tiny Immortal Terror
( Here's part one of the silliness... )
Link to Part Two here: Here's the "stirring" conclusion...